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Another fun treat … a never-before-seen script from the unproduced episode “Friday,” based on Rebecca Black’s fifteen minutes of fame.* Read & enjoy. And probably weep.
*It is possible that when Yuri wrote this episode, he was going through a phase where he would sing this song all the time. I’m just saying… ALL THE TIME!**
**Shut up, Tara. You don’t know. I mean, it’s not like I was obsessed or anything.***
***I think you just proved that you were totally obsessed.****
****YOU JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND HER BRILLIANCE! IT’S BEYOND YOU!! GAH!!!
THE SHELF - DAY
BUG BOY is hanging out on the shelf by himself.
He is singing Rebecca Black’s “Friday.”
“… Seven AM wakin’ up in the morning, gotta be fresh gotta go downstairs. Gotta have my bowl gotta have cereal. Seeing everything the time is going ticking on and on everybody’s rushing—”
HERO MAN has just walked on.
What were you doing?
You’re a dirty liar. You were singing that Rebecca Black song.
No I wasn’t.
Not only does that song suck, but it sucked, like, a year ago.
I can’t wait to tell the—
HERO LASS enters, singing.
“…Gotta get down to the Bus Stop. Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends—”
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
Et tu, Sistray?
I love this song!
Well you’re the only two people who-
SAMURAI SNAKE enters. Yup, singing. In his fashion.
“Kickin’ in the front seat, sittin’ in the back seat. Gotta make my mind up, which seat—”
NO! Absolutely not! I refuse! You all should be killed with fire!
Hero Man leaves in a huff. There’s a beat, then:
One, two, three…
HERO LASS/BUG BOY/SAMURAI SNAKE
“It’s Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday, everybody’s looking forward to the weekend, weekend. Friday, Friday gettin’ down on Friday, everybody’s looking forward to the weekend…”
Hero Man, compelled by the music edges back on, singing.
Partyin’ partyin’ YEAH! Partyin’ partyin’ YEAH! Fun, fun, fun, fun—
Sounds indicate The Kid is coming. They scramble.
They freeze. Beat.
(low and soulful)
Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday. Today it is Friday, Friday. We, we, we so excited. We so excited…