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A Comedy about 4 Action Figures on Young Boy's Shelf. ShelfLifeSeries

Posts tagged Hero Lass

Aug 15 '12

Egads! We only have 2 days left in our IndieGoGo campaign to raise $30K in 30 days, and though we have gone over (HOORAYS), we still need more (to make the show even awesomer!!)… Please donate now. We work hard for your money. So hard for it, honey! And here to show you how much, are Hero Lass and Bug Boy doing a sexy little dance just for you that we like to call: The Shelf Life Shuffle.*+

*Actually, we don’t like to call it that, but “Shelf” and “Shuffle” alliterated so well we found it hard to resist. Please, for the love of all that is holy, come up with a better name for this dance.

+This dance isn’t to be confused with the dance Tara promised to do for hitting 100K views on YouTube… that my dear friends is also going to happen if you were at all concerned (for yourselves and the world)

Aug 14 '12

Day 27, only 3 days to make it! YAY We did it!!

Tara has lost her head! No she’s just lost her hair.

This fundraising campaign must be stressing her out. Or maybe The Kid’s pulled her hair off again and they guys are playing with it. Either way, we’ve still got 3 days left to completely surpass our goal of $30K, which we hit this morning - HOORAYS!! It is currently $30,173. And each and every dollar OVER goes into making the show bigger better and more bad@ass, so can you spare two bits for a shave and a haircut? Even two bits will help!

Aug 6 '12

Day 19, only 11 to go…

A lot of thought went into the original look for each character on the shelf. And we had to test a few different looks before we finally landed on the one we thought would be best. This is Tara modeling the “Hero Lass wears a mask” look. We all pretty unanimously agreed that Tara’s too pretty to be wearing a mask. Hey, it’s not my face that’s pulling eyeballs…

(P.S. - Tara loves to play dress-up, so she voted for the mask.)

Thank you for helping us make it two thirds of the way to our goal already! Just a little bit further! Please help us get the word out and donate now so we can bring you even more OFF THE SHELF FUNTERTAINMENT!

Do you think we made the right choice to go mask-less for Hero Lass?

Jul 22 '12


We’ve already demonstrated time and again that we are without shame, so allow us, if you will, to beg. You know what, even if you won’t, we’re still gonna, so here are Bug Boy and Hero Lass with a special message.  So what are you waiting for? Click here and be our champion in the fight against… a world without Shelf Life!

Apr 25 '12

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Logos by the talented Niko Evangelista

Bug Boy (designed by Lino Stavole)

Hero Man/Hero Lass (designed by Eric Wight)

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