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We thought you might enjoy seeing where it all begins, with the script. We chose a fan favorite (and one of ours, too), PUSHING BUTTONS from Season 2. read the script and then go watch it again to see how things change when we get on set…
Let us know what you think!
Cue shameless plug… Today is Day 5 of our IndieGoGo Campaign to raise $30K in 30 Days! And we are already at over 30% of our goal… at $9159!!! HUGE thanks to each and every donation, and please if you haven’t donated yet, remember every dollar counts! :)
THE SHELF - DAY
BUG BOY, HERO MAN, HERO LASS and SAMURAI SNAKE are sitting on the shelf. The giant marker is nearby and they’ve clearly been sniffing it.
BUG BOY
But seriously. Okay. Seriously. If you could be any other action figure, who would you be?
HERO LASS
Why?
BUG BOY
Just, you know, if you could.
HERO MAN
I would be a dump truck.
Bug Boy & Samurai Snake start giggling.
HERO LASS
That’s not a… a action figure. That’s… a truck.
BUG BOY
A truction figure.
They all think that’s funny.
SAMURAI SNAKE
I would be Moon Mistress.
BUG BOY
Wait. What? Why?
Samurai Snake mimes touching his breasts.
HERO MAN
Oh, wait, Moon Mistress, right? Right? That’s what he said, right?
HERO LASS
You got one!
Bug Boy slaps him on the back and inexplicably, Hero Man blurts out heroically:
HERO MAN
From the Edge of the Forever Dimension, we ride!
Everybody stares at him.
BUG BOY
What the fuck?
HERO MAN
I don’t know what came over me.
BUG BOY
Wait a minute…
He slaps him on the back again, and this time:
HERO MAN
Fist of justice!
Samurai Snake looks under Hero Man’s cape, sees something and also slaps him on the back.
HERO MAN
Power Kick!
Hero Man looks unnerved.
HERO MAN
Stop doing that!
HERO LASS
How did I never notice that you had one of those?
HERO MAN
One of what?
Hero Lass presses the button on his back.
HERO MAN
We’ve won the day!
BUG BOY
How many before he loops?
HERO LASS
Lemme see.
She starts pushing the button in rapid succession.
HERO MAN
Evil is a bad habit! I smell deviants! Justice prevails! I’ll smack the Evil from your mouth! I taste blood! From the Edge of the Forever Dimension, we ride!
HERO LASS
There it is.
Hero Man starts to cry. Bug Boy offers his back to Samurai Snake.
BUG BOY
Hey, do I have one?
Samurai Snake taps him. Nothing. Hero Lass offers her back.
HERO LASS
What about me?
Bug Boy presses her back. Nothing.
Samurai Snake turns around and Bug Boy presses it. He farts loudly.
SAMURAI SNAKE
HA! Gotcha!
Everyone clears to the other side of the shelf as SS sssssnickers and does a victory dance.
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We’re off and running on our race to 30K! Hopefully you were able to join us for Shelf “LIVE” - our interactive webcast party last night (we can’t believe we raised over $2000!!), but if not (and lucky for you), we announced that ANYONE who donates to our IndieGoGo campaign during the first 48 hours will get an exclusive early access link to the Aaron Douglas (go BSG!) episode - and since we just launched the campaign yesterday (Wed July 18th at 8pm PST) you still can DONATE TODAY and get this amazing BONUS perk not listed on our IndieGoGo site!! Otherwise you’ll have to wait to see this masterpiece for several months. (boo… so go donate now, get your link and laugh, as this time, Canada blames us!!)
Also exciting! We’re posting new content every day - be it video, pics, or some other fun content - each day of the campaign… so tune in here as they will all be posted on our tumblr feed. TODAY’S fun nugget is a behind-the-scenes shot of the making of the BLUE LEGO!

It took an apple box, a can of spray paint, six pvc pipe ends and about 5 hours of wandering around Home Depot to make these happen!
Thanks for joining us on this wild ride, and here’s to a new amazing season of SHELF LIFE!!
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